George Carlin Baseball vs Football
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A hilarious routine from the undisputed master of intelligent comedy, George Carlin (RIP). These are the many reasons why I have ALWAYS hated baseball };-) This segment is rated PG, no foul language, so don’t dispair… };-) ENJOY, RATE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE!! —————————–



damn
genius man
baseball is boring
In finnish baseball you wear a helmet and you DO play on rain. But anyway, George made me listen to this baseball rape with laughter =D
This is some of the best shit I have ever heard.
101st thanks so much for uploading this, I remember seeing this when I was young maybe 10 one of the funniest bit’s I’ve seen. Also 101st kicks ass, glad you came home safe and I hope the rest of your brothers do too man, gonna check out the rest of your channel take care man!
@TonyBranston ahh
@aSuperbadassninja It actually exists to make everyone speak in a deep voice.
@armyveteran101st paranoia? no…it was just a thought…however that does not mean that there is no such push to militarize the nation
@aSuperbadassninja Negative. The tactics and formations used in football derive from ancient military tactics, but the game itself has nothing to do with any imagined push to “militarize” the nation. A little paranoid there, aren’t we?
so football was created to militarize the nation….?
@paolo27th
You probrably just dont get it. (Neither do I, but it’s funny to some people.)
Baseball rules!
This wasn`t funny.
lawl i’m a baseball player and i find this hilarious…
lol at the meatheads in the audience. they’re like little kids when you bring up their favorite cartoon.
@rybo30 baseball is America passtime ,football is the favorite sport!!!
LEGEND
He is definitely thee master comedian and one of the most intellectual minds of all-time. He never stutters, mumbles, or skips a beat. Not a wasted line. He has set the bar high and will probably remain untouchable.
George Carlin is a legend!. I don’t like Baseball or football but Football is worse because they pause the clock like crazy & interferes with the shows on TV I want to watch after.
Does this ever get old?
@armyveteran101st then i certainly recract my previous statement you have proven me wrong, i was the biggest hater of government help like unemployment and healthcare until my dad got hurt on the job life is hard and shit happend
@Timberly0293 How about proletarian revolution? It is unfortunate that Marx never had an opportunity to explore the ideas of Von Mises. His very notion that there is excess, uncompensated value in the labor force is riddled with falsities. The idea that society will together be ready someday is quite ridiculous. Several billion people agreeing to something? Can’t even do that at the dinner table.
@Timberly0293 Who forced capitalism on society? See, you demonstrate a lack of knowledge, although may have been influenced in an unfortunate manner. There is no free market capitalism today. What you see is corporatism. Many have excused Obama of being a socialist, by they are so wrong…like Bush, Clinton, Bush before him, he is a corporatist. How can we be an equal society if we are not equally competent or motivated? How do you price janitorial work equal to that of engineering?
@jimmyjoe1975 I’m grateful to live in today’s society, but I believe we can go further. People are afraid of the Marxist theory because of the Cold War, but people need to know, that was not Socialism or Communism. You can’t force it, when society is ready, then it progresses. I feel it’s the time, but not everyone does. Although, the Tea Party Societies in America are taking a step towards the dark ages, not forward. That’s worse
@jimmyjoe1975 Capitalism was once forced on society because people were unhappy with feudalism. Capitalism will change once it’s reached it’s full potential. It does not have to be forced. Not everyone is fed up with the system, but I think it’s getting close to full potential. The whole theory is political and social evolution. This is the best society we have had, but I believe if we follow the concept further, we can evolve to a more equal society.